Category: Wisdom

If a high forehead is a sign of intelligence, I’m getting smarter every year. I have a fancy French haircut - it’s in full retreat. If my bald spot gets any bigger, people will confuse me with Friar …

A coworker called a branch in Oregon the other day. We’d had a report from Monitoring that their server was down.

So we called, and this being a holiday week, not many people were around, and we ended up speaking …

A bit of wisdom, via a comment thread at Worse Than Failure:

The day you say “what type of idiot wrote this crap” and then find out you were the idiot, is the day you are no longer a …

Scott Adams answers some reader questions on his blog. I found this most interesting:

Q. How do you ensure that the material you publish stays fresh and funny enough to be continually published?

A. I write what interests and …

“The is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.” - author unknown

“There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’, but there is in ‘win’.” - Michael Jordan

“There’s also an ‘I’ in ’stupid’.” - co-worker Spencer

“And there’s two of them in ‘dipshit’.” - me