Category: Jokes

I’m trying to work on some new pickup lines. Vote in comments for the ones you like:

1) So, you wanna go outside to my Toyota Corolla?

2) Come here, and I’ll let you rub my bald spot. It’s so …

So I autofilled my iPod today, and I was running through the selections to see if there were any I wanted to replace. And lo and behold:

I bought my wife a Christmas present last week, something I knew she would absolutely love, and something she would never guess I would get. So of course I’ve been teasing her about it ever since: “I got you …

Watching various “professional” football players bumbling through the snow and rain this weekend reminded me of a story told by NFL quarterback-turned-sportswriter Babe Laufenberg.

Laufenberg was in Hawaii covering the Pro Bowl after Super Bowl XXVIII - a tough gig, I’m …

After many years of dithering and changing his mind, Brett Favre finally dies and goes up to heaven. At the Pearly Gates he’s met by God, who says, “Brett, it’s great to finally meet you in person. I’ve …