Jokes, Zombies


07.09.09 | 1 Comment

Zombie-related things I heard tonight at writer’s group:

— If you see a guy with a “Will Work For Brains” sign, just keep walking.

— Avoid restaurants with signs in the window reading “We Serve Zombies”.

— “Why can’t I find someone who will appreciate me for my brains?” *shuffle* “Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyy….”

— Vegetarian zombies: “Graaaaaaiiiiinnnsssss…”

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