Best! Byline! Evar!

So I was reading Michael Lombardi’s column over at the National Football Post and I came across this gem:

Now, I am not a homophobe, but I found it enormously amusing that a writer for a San Francisco newspaper was named Nancy and Gay. What’s her middle name? Flaming? Fabulous?

Of course I don’t know anything about Ms. Gay, but statistics say she’s probably not gay after all. Of course, statistics also say that a woman is more likely to write for the Home & Garden section than the sports pages, so what do they know! I’ve had a look at her archive at the Chronicle and she certainly seems competent enough. I just think that, maybe, she should have either A) kept her maiden name, or B) gotten married. Just a suggestion.