Archive for: January 2008

January 30, 2008

Wildfires in Weatherford

Filed under: Life, Self Pity - 30 Jan 2008

High winds blew through the area yesterday, sparking a number of wildfires west of Fort Worth. One of them was in Benbrook, only about ten miles from my house. In fact, I can see Lake Benbrook from the …

January 28, 2008

I Haz A Confeshun

Filed under: Bork, Me - 28 Jan 2008

I am totally addicted to I Can Has Cheezburger?. Today’s favorite:

Terminate her, immediately!

Har.

January 25, 2008

Cheeky

Filed under: Celebrities - 25 Jan 2008

Hey, Mary-Kate!

Mary-Kate

Madonna called, she wants her cheeks back.

Madonna

Fact!

Filed under: Chuck Norris, Facts - 25 Jan 2008

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to rake leaves. He just takes a walk through his yard. The leaves know to get out of his way.

January 22, 2008

“Guns don’t kill people - but they sure help!”

Filed under: Movies, Reviews - 22 Jan 2008

Saw Shoot ‘Em Up last night. I had heard this described as possibly “the most ridiculous film ever conceived by Hollywood” and that’s not a criticism. As the film opens, Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) is sitting at a …

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