Football, Jokes


12.06.07 | Comment?

After many years of dithering and changing his mind, Brett Favre finally dies and goes up to heaven. At the Pearly Gates he’s met by God, who says, “Brett, it’s great to finally meet you in person. I’ve been a big fan of yours for years. Come on, let’s go take a look at your new house.”

So they walk up this little hill in the center of heaven to a modest one-story ranch-style house. “Hey,” says God. “Take a look at this.” He flips up the flag on the mailbox – and it’s a Packers pennant.

Brett says, “Well thanks, God, that’s really-” Then he sees another house a little way up the hill. It’s a sprawling mansion, three stories at least. Over the front door hangs a Dallas Cowboys banner. Each windowshade bears the Cowboys logo. And jutting up from the roof is a forty foot flagpole, flying a giant Cowboys flag.

So Brett says, “Gosh, God, I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but did you have to put me right next to Tony Romo’s house?”

God just chuckles. “That’s not Tono Romo’s house, Brett. That’s my house.”

(A friend of mine told me this one, I have no idea where it came from.)

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