I bought my wife a Christmas present last week, something I knew she would absolutely love, and something she would never guess I would get. So of course I’ve been teasing her about it ever since: “I got you a present! La la la la la! You don’t know what it iiis! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

So of course she’s guessed just about everything except what it really is. Yesterday she said, “Is it a trip? Because I’d love a nice trip.”

I replied, “You’re right. It’s a $20 Exxon gift card and a map to Luckenbach, Texas.”

Which is not exactly what she wanted.