Bryon Quertermous (that sick bastard) has posted all the magnificent stories that are The Junk In The Trunk in one easy-to-read package – with a quote by uber-author Ken Bruen as a bonus! The Natural Bruenette describes Junk as “a batch of ace stories” and I can only wish he was referring to mine. In any case I’m hanging with the cool kids now, so that’s nice.

Well, the cool kids and Dave. Why does it seem like I’ve used that line somewhere else before?
I always thought the “Natural Brunette” was Ray Banks wife.
Maybe I should have used a hyphen so Dave could read it: “Bruen-ette”.
Maybe I shouldn’t have to read such clever puns after a day at work… I take full stoopid responsibility. Then again, if Ray can just get Ana to say, “What a batch of ace stories…I’m jealous as hell…”
We’re out of a jam, aren’t we?
Augh.
Well, you know, I’ll ask her. But she’s a woman of quiet dignity and pride. And I doubt she’d lie for you, White. Because let’s face it, your story sa-hucked.
(I do not mean this, of course. And neither does the THE REAL Natural Brunette)
I see Graham’s gotten himself into one of his “I’m not gonna post anything, but you dopes are still going to check in on this site” modes.