A few more questions, courtesy of Diamond Dave:

Favorite word:

Crotchety

Least favorite word:

Parsimonious

What turns you on?

Naked women (uh, one in particular, dear)

What turns you off?

Sleep deprivation

Favorite curse word

(tie) Bullshit, dumbass

What sound or noise do you love?

Rain drumming on the roof

What sound or noise do you hate?

Train whistle at 3:00am

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Journalist

What profession would you not like to attempt?

Insurance salesman

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

“Who let you in here?”