Archive for: October 2003

I guess it’s appropriate, but this week I’ve been suffering the ATTACK OF GREEN SLIME FROM ANOTHER WORLD!!!! Yes, I’ve been sick. And it’s been gross. The only good part: Benadryl gives you cool dreams! Last …

The other day we returned from visiting my father and The State Fair of Louisiana over in Shreveport. We’d taken our portable TV/DVD player with us, and after we got home, my wife carried it into the kitchen, where …

When my alarm clock went off this morning, I was facing away from the nightstand, which is unusual for me. I promptly reached over and smacked my sleeping wife in the face. Oops. Sorry, honey.

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Background: My wife has said she wants me to get “fixed” after we have our next baby.

Me: “But what if I want to have another child someday?”

Wife: “Well, *I* don’t want another one.”

Me: “Who said anything about you?”

Fortunately she …

Okay, I goofed. I screwed up. I admit it. I made an unreviewed, unapproved change to a server at work, and the server was down for half a day as a result. But I didn’t expect …